Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hey Sergio, Your Mommy Says It's Time To Come Home.


What a piece of work the number 3 golfer in the world is. I really didn't want to join in on the Sergio bashing that's been going on since last Sunday, but the guy is just so irritating.

Up until now I thought the most disgusting thing I've seen done by a professional golfer was the YouTube video of John Daly, bare chested, bare footed, gulping beer and giving a reporter a tour of his new golf course in, where else, Branson, Missouri. But in retrospect, Daly is just an Okie Alkie who is lucky he took up golf rather than NASCAR racing. What else can you expect?

Sergio however, has some amazing golf talent and the potential to be number one. So when asked why the poor performance at the Masters he bashes the course not his own inept play. "I don't think it's fair" and "the course is too tricky".

Too tricky? What, did the Tournament Committee give Padraig a secret course decoder ring so he could figure out the tricky spots?

Everyone knows the first rule of amateur golf is that bad shots can be blamed on the equipment. While it's not quite as acceptable for a pro to use that excuse, if you have to whine, do it about something that is unique to yourself like equipment, or your shoes were too tight, or your caddy is blind, or you tied one on the night before. Don't blame it on something that is common to all of your competitors like say, the golf course.

Everyone played that tricky course and all but seven played it better than Sergio. Sergio, maybe your playing just sucked.

When asked what he would like to see changed on the course he responded "I don't care. I just come and play and then go home."

Sergio, your Mommy's calling!

2 comments:

  1. Don't you worry, Chris, the New Yawkers at Bethpage will handle young Master Garcia. If you think they did not like when he 'regripped' a couple dozen times in 2002, they really hate whiners...

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  2. Yeah I'll bet that's a tough crowd to play. Out here we'd just ignore him.

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